Celestial Script

A collection of musings, idealogy, cinematic thought and film reviews...

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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

I'm all of the following: aspriring journalist, film-maker, photographer, writer, idealist, follower of Jesus Christ.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dear my body,

I appreciate your willingness to do what I request of you. However, your sickness is disturbing me. Can you kick the immune system into action and stop the hay fever?

Much appreciated,

A very sick teenager.


Dear Advanced Print Reporting lecturer,

Your...speech...is...annoying. I dislike the fact we students have to write a 'breakout', and I dislike the fact whenever I read that word I have flashbacks of when I was 15 and acne products adorned my shelf. Please lighten up and make all of us pass the subject,

I dislike you in Christ,

- Pat


My computer,

I love you very much, but it's time for us to part ways. I've found someone else, and she's coming here in July.

Sorry to dissapoint,

- 600 dollars short of an upgrade.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Pat.
Updates are needed.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*runs around in circles*
Update.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paattt needs to upppddaaattteee veerryyy baddllyy but hes too busy with his myspace :P

(By the way, hayfever is actually an exaggerated immune system response to something non-pathogenic - It's already in action)...not that you care, lol 0.0

10:11 PM  

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