Dear my body,

I appreciate your willingness to do what I request of you. However, your sickness is disturbing me. Can you kick the immune system into action and stop the hay fever?

Much appreciated,

A very sick teenager.


Dear Advanced Print Reporting lecturer,

Your...speech...is...annoying. I dislike the fact we students have to write a 'breakout', and I dislike the fact whenever I read that word I have flashbacks of when I was 15 and acne products adorned my shelf. Please lighten up and make all of us pass the subject,

I dislike you in Christ,

- Pat


My computer,

I love you very much, but it's time for us to part ways. I've found someone else, and she's coming here in July.

Sorry to dissapoint,

- 600 dollars short of an upgrade.

It's true. I've become a part of the culture I avoided for so long.

I have a myspace.

I have failed myself :( www.myspace.com/celestialscribe.

I'm listening to the new Hillsong United album...it's okay, I suppose. So far. I still think Look To You was their best.

I feel like I'm far too stressed with uni work to be actually enjoying my time there, but then I think, am I actually supposed to enjoy it? Should I just suck it up and slog it out or spend the rest of my time complaining about it on here?

Well, one truth: Passing will be a struggle.